At the grocery store the other day, I was approached by a man. Yes, you read that correctly. I was approached by a man. Me! An upper-30ish…uh…”big-boned” woman, who not only still gets zits on my face, but who currently also has two zits ON MY NECK…approached BY A MAN.
He walked over, smiled and said, “I really like your glasses.” Oh, did I forget to mention that? I wear glasses too.
Nevertheless, I thanked him. Then he responded, “No. I really like them.”
Again I said, “Thank you.”
Then he pulled his cart next to mine, leaned closer and whispered, “I was just distracting your daughter. I wanted to let you know that I heard you tell her to get some Shredded Wheat, but instead she put a box of Lucky Charms in your cart”.