I was just finishing up the laundry when my husband asked, “Did you wash my collars?”
“Collars? Was I supposed to do something special with your collars?”
“I needed my collars washed?”
“Well, I did the laundry.”
“But, did you wash my collars?”
“As in they had rings around them?”
“No! As in COLORS!”
When you marry a southern gentleman, sometimes you need a translator.