My husband runs a half marathon every spring, and is now in training mode. Due to the 20 inch snowfall we had yesterday, he had to suck it up and run eight miles on my treadmill.
Our five year old son saw him plugging along and said to me, “Dad is running SO fast.”
I replied, “He is, isn’t he? He runs much faster than I do.”
He looked at his father again, then said, “Yeah, but his face turns purple, just like yours does.”