My husband and I were talking about what a hard time he’s going to have when our daughter gets older, and boys start paying her attention. To put it mildly, her Daddy won’t come off as kind and gentle to her suitors.

I relayed this information to my nine year old daughter and said, “I feel sorry for the guys you’re going to have in your life. It won’t be easy for them, or for you.”

To which she replied, “It’s really okay, Mom. I’m not worried about it…I plan on being a widow.”

    Comments

  • nola


    Hey, at least she has GOALS. Let’s hope she marries for money that first time!!

  • That Girl


    priceless

  • Ashley


    hahahaha! Indeed, at least she HAS goals, right? 😉 Your kids say the most hilarious things…

  • Jodi


    Is your house this funny all of the time? If so, I want in!

  • Kimmylyn


    I need to come over and drink the water in your house.. How do your kids get it right everytime?? LOL

  • Michael C


    Your daughter is very funny! I worry about when my twin girls get older. I may have to tell them this widow story. I normally don’t believe in putting ideas in their heads, but we’re talking dating here!

  • chefmom


    HAHAHA..hopefully a RICH widow!! She’s got goals, give her that!!

  • BusyDad


    There must be a small country out there in need of a dictator. I’ll check for you the next time I jump on careerbuilder.com. She is stone cold efficient.

  • Misty


    a widow? Wow…

    Well, we all have to have goals. I just wonder, who is responsible for this widowship?

  • Emery Jo


    HAHAHAHA. Amazing.

  • A Whole Lot of Nothing


    I sometimes hope my girls will be gay so we don’t have to deal w/ boys. Ick – teenage boys. Blech.

  • The Immoral Matriarch


    A black one?

  • Xbox4NappyRash


    So she’s gonna cook just like her mama then….

    ;0)

  • Jared


    Looks like Dad won’t have to worry about the boys. Sounds like she is going to take care of them herself. 😀 Your kids are off-the-hook funny!

  • transfattyacid


    The way you describe your husband’s attitude, made me think of the Rodney Atkins song, Cleaning My Gun.

  • HRH


    psychic? that is so funny.

  • meleah rebeccah


    ha ha ha ha…

    That makes TWO of us!

  • The Laundress~JJ!


    Atta Girl!!!!

  • secret agent mama


    Perfect! Maybe she can be roomies with my 9 year old daughter who claims she’s just gonna be a spinster (with cats and dogs and rabbits and hamsters).

  • Tara R.


    It’s good to have a life plan… that’s hilarious.

  • velocibadgergirl


    Let’s hope she marries for money 😉

  • Bee


    I hope the future mother-in-law doesn’t read your blog! That’s was hilarious!

  • Lisa


    That is funny…you’ll have to share this plan at her rehersal dinner in the very distant future (after LOTS of wine of course)

  • Ok, Where Was I?


    Awesome!

  • Angie


    Oh boy! Those guys better watch out! LOl!

  • Amy


    Oh my gosh, HILARIOUS!
    With the four girls, we are investing in multiple shotguns.

  • MamaMo


    Brilliant title!! Absolutely love it!

  • Lin


    LOL Kids say the darndest things don’t they? Priceless for sure. 🙂

  • LiteralDan


    The question is, given the conversation starter, does she plan to let her Dad do the widowmaking?

  • Jeremy Neal


    Funny yet scary at the same time. -Jeremy @ Discovering Dad

  • Jo Beaufoix


    Snort, that is hilarious. Mr B has already told our two that they won’t be allowed to date until they’re 30. Yeah, he wishes.

  • Selma


    She has a good head on her shoulders, that girl. LOL.

  • Judith Shakespeare


    *Snicker* She’s my new hero.

  • Corey~living and loving


    tee hee…your posts are always so wonderful. I love that you can find the little things that make us all giggle.
    have a great day.

  • holly


    i love your whole freakin’ family momo. i have a headache poking out my eyeball, and you made me laugh. nice!

  • tanya25m


    That was hilarious!! I just had to show it to my husband. He fell off his chair – he was laughing so hard!

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