Although my son has never been shy about touching people, I couldn’t believe how many times I had to reprimand him at my daughter’s softball game last night.
The first time was for touching a woman’s painted toenails.
The second time was for leaning on a lady, as if she were a light pole.
The third time was for pinching a little girl’s butt.
Finally I said, “You have to stop touching people! I have told you three times that you can NOT do that. One for the toenails, two for leaning on that lady, and three for pinching your friend.”
And, once again he saw the future when he said, “What am I going to do for four, five and six?”