Reminds me of a story from Uncle George, who was a high school teacher in a low-income, high hispanic population school. One of his young female students had a baby girl. She proudly brought the baby to school. When asked about the baby’s name (it was unusual), she stated that the nurses had put a name on the baby’s bed in the hospital, and they liked it so much, they decided to keep it! The name? Pronounced, “Femmaley Jones” That’s right. The nurses had named her baby Female Jones. True story.