Bosom Buddies

posted by Momo Fali on August 2, 2008

My very pregnant sister-in-law came over for a visit this evening and my son immediately took interest in her big belly.

He rubbed it, he informed her she was having a boy, and then he named that boy, Bubba.

After that he said, “Actually, you have three baby bumps”. And, then he touched her stomach and said, “One…”.

Anyone want to guess what he touched for two and three?


  • The Mom



  • the planet of janet


  • PG

    my wife has a friend who, each time he learned his wife was pregnant, would sing and dance, “the boobie fairy is coming, the boobie fairy is coming!”

  • holly

    boobs. was it boobs? i think it was boobs.

    i seriously think you need to make that kid into a tv program.

  • Stacey @Real World Mom

    LOL! Too funny!

    I wonder if he’s right, and there really is a Bubba in there?

  • OHmommy

    Oh man. Now THAT is funny.

  • Rachel

    Bewbs!! Love it, that is so cute. 😉
    3 baby bumps.


    LOL – OMG – I agree with Holly – you have GOT to get him his own TV show.

    I am STILL crackin’ up over here.

  • Heather

    When my daughter was about 3, she once told a pregnant friend she dreamt that her baby was going to die. Yeah. (She didn’t though, she was fine.)

  • Twenty Four At Heart

    I gave you a bloggy award!

  • JenLive!

    What’d he name them?

  • Happy Campers

    Ahhhhhh ha ha haha…what did SHE say?

  • Ashley Ladd


    How old is your son? That’s precious.

  • piper of love

    that boy of yours is a smart one!

  • Caffeine Court

    Some guys will do anything to cop a feel!

  • Amy

    Oh my! At least she was family.

  • meleah rebeccah

    I love your son so much. How funny is that.

  • Tenakim

    He’s a little young to be feeling up his Aunt, no?

  • Mrs. Schmitty


  • Pand0ra Wilde

    It sounds like time to invest in a digital camcorder–that boy will keep your YouTube subscription list FULL!

  • nukedad

    I got the same thing at the pool the other day. I’m never talking to that kid again.

  • Melisa

    Uh…her Lovely Lady Lumps? (THANKS, Black Eyed Peas…)

  • The Laundress

    LOVE that kid.

  • Stella

    And what did he name them?!?!

  • Jenny from Mommin' it Up!

    let me guess…it starts with a b and ends with an s and has an “oob” in the middle?
    your so is hilarious! i really hope mine provies me with this much blog material as he gets older!

  • Colleen

    I’m glad its not just my kid with the boobie fixation. I was leaning over to get something out of the bottom of the dbl stroller while at the Zoo yesterday and he says, loud enough for EVERYONE to hear, “HEY MOM! I CAN SEE YOUR BOOBIES!!!”

  • Tara R.

    Well… they do get bigger when you’re preggers.

  • honeywine

    Hide the Barbies. I know what little boys do to those.

  • deb

    How funny, but ya know. The boy was right.

  • Drowsey Monkey

    ahahahaha! lol

    I know I say this all the time, but I love your kids! 🙂

  • Corey~living and loving

    tee hee….youjust have to hand it to him….copping a feel so young…he is a smart cookie! thanks for the smile.

  • Mama Dawg

    Oh my gosh. I heart him. He’s a trip!

  • Kori

    Oh god, Bubba and boobs-you are SO raising a redneck there! Love it.

  • Jamie E

    my kids keep asking about my booboos. This morning Jonny(3) complimented me “You has nice booboos mommy”
    The 6 year old (Ben) totally cracked up.

  • Misty

    and suddenly her understood where triplets come from…

  • Candace

    Did he play them like the bongos and you all got up and danced like you were at a drum circle? Or did my imagination get away again?

  • Angie


  • Lisa@verybusymomwith4

    At least her butt didn’t look like a baby bump 😉

  • LiteralDan

    Hmmm… a knee and her chin?

  • Dapoppins

    I, I do not need to guess that either! HA!

  • Smart A$$ Mom

    at least he didn’t remind her that her head is actually two bumps from her ass.

  • chefmom

    I would have peed right there on your couch, from laughing SO hard.

  • wornoutwoman

    Why are boys sooo infatuated with boobs? It starts from day one. My son is so intrigued….ahhh!

  • Jaina


  • Jennifer, Playgroups Are No Place For Children

    Clever little chap, learning early how to cop a feel!

  • Brittany

    Uh oh…sounds like you have a future doctor on your hands:)

  • Birdie

    He’s the funniest kid! How long do you think he can get away with that one?

  • Half-Past Kissin' Time

    VERY, VERY funny!! That reminds me (for some reason) of when I brought newborn Kendall home from the hospital. Kyle smelled her head and said, “Hmm. She smells good. I think I’m going to marry her.” Too cute.

  • ShannanB aka Mommy Bits

    Nice. Rolling.on.floor.laughing.

    Thank you!!!

  • transfattyacid

    milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner….

    I’ll stop there.

  • tanya25m

    🙂 Now that’s funny. A picture of your SIL’s face would be funnier still!!


    You are officially raising a breasts man.

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