This is Yodka. Yodka was the sixth wheel at the cabin with my girlfriend’s this past weekend. Wait. Did I say sixth wheel? Because actually, Yodka was doing most of the driving.
Yodka is made by pouring one, or two, bottles of vodka into a very large container, after you squeeze in the juice from as many lemons and limes you can fit, and then adding sugar. Lots of it. See the granules caked on the bottom? It’s like one big lemon drop.
We insist on doing shots of Yodka whenever something big happens, like when someone says the word “and”. Or, when we’re watching Ohio State football games and they score. The year the Buckeyes beat Northwestern 54-10, was especially rough on us.
If you think you’d like to try it, be forewarned, Yodka can make you do crazy things…like think you can suddenly shoot pool, or swim laps in a hot-tub, or play ping-pong like you’re Serena Williams, or sing Led Zeppelin on a karaoke machine better than Robert Plant could.
What? I was rocking that joint. And, you totally should’ve heard me playing guitar on my pool stick.