Oprah Cliffs Notes V

posted by Momo Fali on October 8, 2008

On yesterday’s Oprah, Dr. Oz discussed numerous differences between men and women.

He started by introducing us to two lovely people who had dedicated their dead bodies to science. Two people who allowed themselves to be dissected, because they knew it was the only way they could get Oprah tickets. Here is where Dr. Oz massaged the dead woman’s bladder. He later walked across the stage and tickled the man’s prostate.

This is Brian. Brian discussed his hair transplant and how he had a section of scalp removed from the back of his head and moved to the the front. You can clearly see the improvement between his before picture, which looks like a mug shot, and his after picture…which looks like a mug shot with hair.

This is Jennifer, along with her husband, and her son Benjamin. Jennifer noticed that after her son was born, her memory started to fade and she would forget important words like, “tomato and chandelier”. Dr. Oz confirmed that Jennifer was indeed suffering from “Mommy Brain”. Apparently, babies suck the life out of their Mother’s noggin by stealing her omega-3 fats. As you can see, Benjamin was quite enthralled with Dr. Oz’s theory. Either that, or all that brain sucking really wore him out.

    Comments

  • Weaselmomma


    When they signed the paperwork to donate their bodies, I wonder if ‘agree to have my prostate tickled on national T.V., was in the fine print.

  • Natalie


    wow! i had no idea i missed so much by not watching oprah. of course i can’t really watch oprah since it isn’t on here, but still.

  • Mama Dawg


    Damn vampire babies.

  • Twenty Four At Heart


    He tickled the dead guys prostate?
    Really?!
    Ahem … I’ve heard of that. Isn’t it called necrophilia?

  • Mr Lady


    24 at heart beat me to my comment, so I’ll just say this:

    YOU WATCH OPRAH! hehehehehe@!

  • Lisa@verybusymomwith4


    Mommy brain–that is my excuse from now on–for EVERYTHING 😉

  • meleah rebeccah


    “Two people who allowed themselves to be dissected, because they knew it was the only way they could get Oprah tickets.”

    HA HA HA HA

    and most likely TRUE.

  • Tenakim


    You are the best Oprah recapper!

  • Colleen


    I love it when Dr Oz is on Oprah. His eyebrows are so entertaining!

  • Kori


    See, even if I wathced TV, which I don’t, I wouldn’t even need to watch Oprah now because you have captured it all so succintly; thank you!

  • Blessings From Above


    I think I suffer from “Mommy Brain”!

  • Birdie


    oh my gosh… That’s weird with the dead people on Oprah.
    Then the mommy brain thing, that’s so… oh, what’s that word I’m thinking of?
    *s*

  • Coral


    I have missed these! Maybe Dr. Oz should ask if that boy is okay.

  • Jaina


    I’ve never watched Opera. But that sounds like an odd but interesting segment.

  • Tom


    Do you wonder if those people ever said anything about being caught dead on Oprah?

  • Nut Nut


    I really thought you wrote that one of the dead people walked OVER to Dr. Oz to get his prostate tickled. And for some reason an animatronic dead guy with no skin creeps me out way more than one standing there, waiting on Dr. Oz to tickle his prostate.

    Thanks for you kind comment on my post!

  • Ms Picket To You


    and Oprah today? the coupon lady? good god, i can’t even find my freakin’ wallet much less remember coupons.

    damn that Oprah.

  • LiteralDan


    Dr. Oz is normally great, but man, that’s just creepy.

  • Dapoppins


    You are priceless.

  • X


    My Tivo has been recording every other Oprah instead of every day for some odd reason that I can’t figure out. Can you just do this every day in case my Tivo acts up? Thanks!

  • Jo Beaufoix


    Eeeeewwww. Prostate tickling. Is that allowed?

  • Sogeshirtsguy


    Dr. Oz should fight Dr. Phil Oprah’s former favorite doc of choice to the death.

  • Jill


    Meanwhile, mommy can’t stop smiling — which just goes to show that the less brain you have, the happier you are. Poor daddy wishes he could have his wits removed, too.

  • Tara R.


    I knew that kids suck out all your energy, now it’s your…. what was I saying?

    My uncle recently passed away. He donated his body to the University of Tenn. Body Farm and it’s forensic science research. I thought that was very cool.

  • Kimmylyn


    My child is sucking the life out of me as I type.. 10:30 at night and the stinker will not fall asleep..

  • Jamie E


    I have word issues since motherhood. I like those shirts that read something about “I have the dumb”
    It’s too true. Mid-sentence I am stumped by a simple word, then I forget altogether my point. Dr. Oz can call it what he wants, I call it mom-nesia.

  • Jamie E


    I have word issues since motherhood. I like those shirts that read something about “I have the dumb”
    It’s too true. Mid-sentence I am stumped by a simple word, then I forget altogether my point. Dr. Oz can call it what he wants, I call it mom-nesia.

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