Not too long ago my kids spent the night at my Mom’s house. They call her Vo-Vo, which is supposed to be Portuguese for “Grandma”, but who knows if we’re getting that right. We recently found out that instead of telling the kids they have a cute “behind” we’ve been telling them they have a nice “ass”.
When I picked up the kids after their night at Vo-Vo’s, she told me that my son had been well-behaved, which is in stark contradiction to this list.
This list was compiled by my daughter, detailing all the things her brother did wrong. Let’s review, shall we?
Stuck his tongue out at me 5 times
Tried to color me
Tried to murder me
Kept trying scraping Vo-Vo’s car
What we can gather from this is that three of the items were him simply “trying” to do something wrong. Clearly, we need to work on his follow through.