That’s One Scary Snowman

posted by Momo Fali on March 1, 2010

I wonder if my son’s art teacher is as proud as we are with his coloring skills
and the little extra something he added to the left side of this sketch.

Because, clearly, a constipated deer would be lacking in originality.


  • Melisa with one S

    Hey, he's just keepin' it real…

  • WeaselMomma

    Hysterical! More original would be to have the snowman doing the same thing.

  • Single Parent Dad

    His art, and English teacher should see his awesomeness. He has even labelled it perfectly.

    (may I also take the time to point out that the word I had to spell to prove I wasn't a bot, thus able to comment here, was; bents)

  • Amy@Bitchin'WivesClub

    Lol…. it took me a minutes, but I finally got the scary snowman joke. And I laughed.

    Gotta love an original! (In my case, with three poop/butt obsesses boy: I really do HAVE to. I think it's a law or something….)

  • Ed

    I love the spiraling path in which it fell. The guy's got chops!

  • Middle Aged Woman

    I think he's right. It's not attached, so it can't be a tail. I would inquire whether his normal feces color is blue, though. That can be worrisome.

  • Tara R.

    Maybe you could also think of it as him working on his spelling skills.

  • ~ifer

    Brilliant! I have to admit that when I first looked at it, I was impressed by the coloring skills, and then I saw the addition to the left, and I think I choked on my drink.

  • Cathy ~ Tadpoles and Teacups

    I have heard that snowmen sometimes have that effect on wildlife. And also Metamucil.

  • C (Kid Things)

    I know I'm impressed.

  • meleah rebeccah

    That's too funny! And too cute!

  • Me

    Ha! And I didn't even SEE it until I read your caption! To his credit – it WAS a pretty boring scene to color, that art teacher should be proud that he found a way to liven it up a bit!

  • anya

    HA HA HA! That's a keeper.

  • Aunt Juicebox

    The entertainment you get from that kid is priceless!

  • Geeks in Rome

    It could be the deer was trying to balance a potato on his butt, trying to outdo that snowman balancing the carrot on his upperlip?

    I too think the spiraled fall and sound effects are genius!

  • Dapoppins

    i hope you gave it proper honor.

  • Maureen Fitzgerald

    Good to know that the hilarity of "poop jokes" doesn't go away when they get older!

  • UP

    I'm thinking the apple doesn't fall far from the tree…Mommy has a sense of humor, I'm sure…and if Daddy doesn't, he must lead a very confused existance!!


    awesome art btw!!

  • Lisa@verybusymomwith4

    Well you know that book, 'Everyone Poops'–it means everyone including the deer 😉

  • BusyDad

    Your boy is a true scientist. It is indeed a fact that when whitetail deer achieve threat level blue, they eject poop in a spiral trajectory to bewilder, confuse and amuse snowmen, parents, teachers and predators.

  • Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]

    Oh jee, thanks for putting that song in my head.

    plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is…

  • surprised mom

    This is hysterical and your son is very creative!

  • James (SeattleDad)

    Once again proving that everything is made better with potty humor.

    Nicely played.

  • the planet of janet

    obviously destined for greatness. (*snort* first time i typed greatmess … yeah that too)

  • DysFUNctional Mom

    *snort* Well, they gotta poop somewhere!

  • Jodi

    Hey, everybody poops!

    This boy of yours is GOLDEN!

  • Heather


    Seriously. He is HILARIOUS.

  • Oscar

    I LOVE IT!!!!!!

    Someone wrote a blog on how great POOP was… now who was that and could that have influenced this…..nah…

    I'm gonna become a teacher, this is hysterical.

  • terri

    OMG, that is a RIOT!

    Yes, I snorted…

  • Tasha, The Stamping Lady

    I laughed out loud! If you get tired of him, send him over–he'd fit right in!

  • mrsmouthy

    I was about to ask how on earth an animal could poop STRAIGHT UP, and then I flashed back to this afternoon when I believe I was cleaning poop off my baby's back and neck. It happens.

  • Mrs4444

    That's hilarious. (And BTW, he is really talented. I'm impressed.)

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