Random Realizations: Heaven Help Me Edition

posted by Momo Fali on May 31, 2010

1. The end of May brings about the perfect storm: cookouts, graduation parties and scurrying around at the last minute trying to put some teachers’ gifts together.

2. Throw in a kid with a sinus infection and a mom who has had two migraines in the last four days and it’s the storm of the century.

3. And, you’ll have the longest break in blogging since the swine flu/pneumonia diagnosis/pulmonary embolism scare of 2009.

4. The shot of Toradol your doctor gives you may not help your pain and the Treximet he wants you to try might make you feel like your skin is wiggling off of your body and cause you to throw up your beef Quesadilla.

5. But, he could prescribe you some Ambien.

6. Which makes everything much better.

7. Though, if you get another migraine, you might want to stab yourself in the temple.

8. Which would make a good blog post, but it could totally ruin your carpet.

    Comments

  • Melisa with one S


    Um…welcome back?

  • As Cape Cod Turns


    Hang in there. Tomorrow is the first of June. Will that make things better?

  • Bean


    Aw Mo – I've been thinking about you!

  • MommyTime


    Poor thing! Seriously. I hope things get better soon. As for the perfect storm at the end of May? I get it. You have my sympathy. And hugs.

  • Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]


    you need a serious vacation.

  • Tara R.


    Aww… sweetie, you really do need a mommy day off.

  • UP


    I feel u on the headaches, as a clusterheadache sufferer, I sometimes think dying would b easier!

    UP

  • Oscar


    I completely hear you on the social clutter.

    Hang in there sweetie, it'll pass.

  • Aunt Juicebox


    I know how bad migraines can be, so if you need to not blog/gauge your eyes out, it's all good. Just take it easy. Maybe you can work on discovering what's triggering them?

  • The Urban Cowboy


    Hopefully your feeling better now!

  • Kim


    THe whole stabbing myself in the temple totally ruined my carpets..which is why I have hard wood floors now..

    Migrains are the worst.. I have been hit with more this season than any other year.. hope your feeling better..

  • Heather


    I hope you start to feel better! I LOVE TREXIMET! Makes my neck feel weird but it works in a pinch. Axert is the best though.

    yay for Ambien!

  • Maureen


    Yikes! Here's hoping next week is better. Sorry to hear you've been suffering.

  • Jaina


    Oy Vey, that doesn't sound like a whole lot of fun. You're not supposed to be sick for summer! I hope you feel better soon.

  • AlisonH


    And then it's summer and it all becomes (hopefully) worth the wait. Hang in there!

  • meleah rebeccah


    Im sorry, but no one makes misery funnier than YOU do.

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