Love it, my 91 year old Mother was UPset that the waitresses at "Hosiers" were in short shorts and crop tops…they were in Indiana…she was mucho mad when I told her she had been to Hooters!
My grandmother sounds similar to your mother – only she wouldn't even flinch when she would refer to a woman's nether regions as a twot. Not a bottom. Not a vagina. Certainly not a vulva…
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Oscar
well it can get you around….
Andrea
Hahah! Mispronunciations are really the best.
Danielle
Oh, you just made my day!
Tara R.
My FIL is bad about the same thing, but I doubt he could ever top that.
Corey~living and loving
LOL thank you soooo much. a much needed giggle.
Anonymous
The best is driving one of those with the top down.
UP
Love it, my 91 year old Mother was UPset that the waitresses at "Hosiers" were in short shorts and crop tops…they were in Indiana…she was mucho mad when I told her she had been to Hooters!
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Dysfunctional Mom
That's awesome! I love it!
I need to start writing down some of my parents' gems.
Me
BWA HAAHAA! I always call them that, too. . . your mom is awesome!
Irish Gumbo
Can you get that in a sports car edition?
meleah rebeccah
Ahahahah HAHHAHHAHAH hahahahah AHHAHA
That? Is HYSTERICAL!
Amie
Ask Duffy to tell you his vulva story some day…not a mispronunciation, just a flagrant misuse.
BEAN
I love it!
So Mo … how *will* she top that car?
Jill
My grandmother sounds similar to your mother – only she wouldn't even flinch when she would refer to a woman's nether regions as a twot. Not a bottom. Not a vagina. Certainly not a vulva…
Kim
This I needed this morning.
classic.
Colleen - Mommy Always Wins
Dude, you need a "Shit my mom says" twitter account!
BusyDad
I'm suddenly beaming with pride that I drive a Volvo for 2 hours a day.
Ashley at bosssanders.com
That's just awesome.
Carolyn...Online
Geez. Girl parts have the worst names.
john cave osborne
i bet that thing handles like a dream.