Oprah Cliffs Notes IX

posted by Momo Fali on January 25, 2011

On yesterday’s show Oprah revealed that, in 1963, her mother gave a baby girl up for adoption; which means Oprah has a baby sister!  It’s true.  There was a DNA test and everything.  A DNA test worth its weight in gold.

This is Patricia.  She is Oprah’s new half-sister.

Not to be confused with Patricia, Oprah’s former half-sister, who died in 2003.

Oprah, Patricia and her other sister Patricia, not to be confused with Larry, his brother Darryl and his other brother Darryl…

…are all the children of the same mother.  Her name is Vernita.

Not to be confused with Oprah’s father, Vernon.  Though, this is not really Oprah’s father, it’s just his bust.

Not to be confused with breasts.

And, just like that.  We’ve come full circle.

    Comments

  • Piper of Love


    bwahahaha

    *chortle*

    *snort*

    *snort*

    awesome!

  • Dysfunctional Mom


    I died when I saw Larry, Darryl & Darryl.

  • Melisa with one S


    *snort!*

  • WeaselMomma


    I love when you post while taking mind altering drugs!

  • meleah rebeccah


    Ahahhahaah! Oh Momo! You had me at Larry, Darryl & Darryl!

  • Heather


    hahahahaha you are a DORK! and HILARIOUS, really!

    enjoy your weekend 🙂

  • UP


    Will the hair dryer get the coffee off my keyboard?
    UP

  • Whitney @ Life's a Highway


    Momo, I just found you thanks to you having dinner with Cris from GoodenessGracious at Blissdom. I'm so happy to (digitally) meet you! Thanks for having dinner with her 🙂

  • Amie


    I'm still not 100% clear…can you make me a Venn diagram please?

  • Ang


    clever…very clever. The breasts to full circle picture= KU-DOS!!

  • Sadia


    This just may be the wittiest post OF ALL TIME.

    Can I keep you?

  • Esther


    ROFLMAO! You are hell-arious.

  • cardiogirl


    Love. This. Post!

    Stellar job on the Darryl reference.

  • Otter Thomas


    If Oprah was even half this entertaining I might be a fan. Nice work.

  • Ramblin' Red


    Awesome!

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