This? Is me screwing up the hard work of Judith Shakes Designs.
Here’s how it went down…
11:30pm Sunday: My BlogHer ad is getting cut off in this new template. I know that Judith Shakes is working on my new, custom design so, for the time being, maybe I can just find a template with a wider right sidebar so my ad will fit. It can’t be that hard. WordPress is great!
12:00am Monday: Wow, I’m really tired and this template with the tree is kind of like my Momo Fali’s tree, even though everything is gray and there is dark green writing and I really don’t like the font or where my pages show up. Because, hello?! My ad fits in the sidebar! Maybe I’ll switch the template and find out how to put in my header and change the colors after the fact.
12:15am Monday: *Takes Ambien*
12:35am Monday: This template is AWESOME! Just because my ad fits! I’m sure there isn’t any other way for my ad to fit in this space without me COMPLETELY changing the template. Right? zzzzz. Of course not! zzzzz. I’m doing it despite the fact that I keep dozing off! zzzzz.
12:45am Monday: zzzzz. Why are these tags at the bottom of my header? zzzzz. Who wants to come to a humor blog and find a 9/11 tag right at the top of the page? Oh here! This zzzzz archive button zzzzz looks zzzzz like zzzzz the place to change zzzzz it.
1:10am Monday: Okay, now I’m awake! That was a good cat nap. I should eat some Skittles.
1:25am Monday: Whew. I’m glad I didn’t change anything without copying it first! *Copies archives* *Deletes* *Realizes that only one-third of the text got copied* *Don’t know if it was from the middle, beginning or end* *Deletes everything* *Freaks out* *Dozes off again*
7:15am Monday: Ugh. I’m still so tired and my mouth is all Skittley. What the…oh no. WHAT HAVE I DONE?????!!!!!!!
9:30am Monday: *Slithers, via e-mail to Judith Shakes to apologize profusely for deleting every archive that she just moved over here.* *Smacks self* *Vows to never touch area of dashboard that says, “Themes” ever again*