Today is my third, and final, day of a three-day fruit and vegetable cleanse that I did per the instructions of my boot camp leader. The only other woman I know who completed the cleanse went to a restaurant on the fourth day and ate crab bisque. She pooped her pants before she even made it home.
Tonight, I’m going to dinner with some friends. You know how you always start a diet and think, “I should start after New Year’s” then it’s, “I should start after the Super Bowl” then, “I should start after Valentine’s Day”? Well, I got tired of putting it off.
But, considering the crab bisque story, I’m thinking I should have waited until after dinner with my friends tonight. Or, maybe, when they asked me where I wanted to eat, I shouldn’t have suggested a Mexican restaurant.