What NOT to Wear for Halloween

posted by Momo Fali on October 31, 2011

Here are a few things to remember when you go to a “Dynamic Duos” costume party as Amy Winehouse and her 10,000 ML bottle of vodka.

1. If you dye your blond hair, black, it will come out gray.

2. A borrowed Snookie wig will help.

3. Not everyone knows that Amy Winehouse died from alcohol poisoning. Actually, pretty much, NO ONE knows that. You may have a lot of explaining to do.

4. If you wrap your husband in posterboard, don’t forget a flap for bathroom breaks, as you may get odd looks at the party when you take a steak knife to his groin.

    Comments

  • Melisa


    O.M.G.

    I assume this picture was taken AFTER a bathroom break, then.

    You guys looked great!

    Good call on the Snooki wig.

  • Tara R.


    You’ve got the look down perfectly.

  • Jared


    Awesome costumes! I wish I had your imagination! :)

  • Flawless Mom


    So funny!! Did anyone say “too soon”? I’m thinking they were laughing too hard.

  • Amie


    Watching you go after him with that knife was pretty frightening (and Flawless, with our crowd it’s NEVER “too soon”)!

  • UP


    My favorite Halloween Costume was “The Blue Nun” complete with the wine bottle and roller skates…it was a at a Baptist Sunday School Halloween Party…SCANDAL!!!

    UP

  • meleah rebeccah


    hands down – best “Dynamic Duos” costumes! EVAH

  • Trina @ Walking With Scissors


    Bwahahahaha. Love it!!!

  • Zak


    Perfection.

  • pam davis


    WOW! OUR DAUGHTER & SON-IN-LAW NEVER LOOKED BETTER!

    YOU GO DI!!!! LOL

  • MamaWise


    LOL You got me with the groin flap! I nearly spit out my drink! Priceless!

  • Ang


    LOVE IT!! Especially the flap/steak knife part…oh man.

  • tracey - justanothermommy


    No picture of the knife to the groin?!? Aw, man. And I love the duo of the two of you. Excellent job.

  • Rachael


    Who were you hanging out with? Because I think this costume is awesome.

  • Colleen


    Awesome.

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