1. You wake up to find random plates and bowls on your nightstand.
2. Your daughter takes the candy from her Christmas stocking and hides it in her room.
3. Your husband asks, “Did you eat my Skittles?” Yes, I think I did.
4. Your husband asks, “If you only ate a banana, then why is the peanut butter on the counter?”
5. The bin of recycling is full of cereal boxes that you don’t remember emptying.
6. Your waistline disappears.