Particular of the Most

posted by Momo Fali on August 15, 2012

In the five years that I have been blogging, this site has received tens-of-thousands of comments. Often, the comments are better than the posts. Stop it, people! You’re going to put me out of a job!

But, if I lose my blogging gig at least I know of an industry desperately in need of new hires; spam writing.

For every one of your comments that gets posted, I get one that hits my spam folder. If these people had better writing techniques, maybe they wouldn’t get so unlucky. Let’s review, shall we?

Wow! This can be one particular of the most beneficial blogs We’ve ever arrive across on this subject. Actually Magnificent. I am also an expert in this topic therefore I can understand your hard work.

The use of “wow” and “magnificent” are excellent choices, and I can overlook “particular of the most.” However, you lost me at “ever arrive across.”

I did want to ask where a green toy such as the one pictures of the dump truck can be bought? Thanks in advance for the help.

Is it one picture or are there pictures? “One pictures” is throwing me off and I can’t figure out which dump truck post with which you need help! It’s hard to decide between the ZERO dump trucks posts on this site. Note to self: More dump trucks.

A bestfriend plus i want to create any operating a blog web page, although you have no idea what type to use. We generally will certainly you should be adding unique equipment on the subject of in no way we end up needing the website to get interesting plus creative, an excellent simple structure..

Dude. Thank you for the double-period, because it reinforces that I was doubly-excited for that sentence to end.


  • Mama Meerkat

    I must have arrived to the internet, because I just got my first spam comment the other day! It was about how helpful and informative a post on how I had a dream about catheters was. Hmmm.

  • Vicki

    A. men. I hate spam!!!

  • Anna Hettick

    Good grief. You make my laugh. =)

  • Mom Off Meth

    I can’t wait until my blog is popular enough to receive spam!!! I didn’t even know it was a thing, I am so new. I’ll be on the look out. And maybe when I get some, I’ll know I’ve “made it!”

  • Zak

    I save up my spam and read it all at once, it really brings the LOLs.

  • muffintopmommy

    I love me some spam. When someone calls your blog “most beautiful” and says I’m an “expert at my topic” on a post about rocking the bulk shopping at Costco, it’s hard not to feel all glowy.

    Maybe I’m naive, but I think they like me, they really, really like me!

  • AliciaC

    Hilarious. I had no idea bloggers get so much spam. Shows what I know. In my tiny, non-blogging world. 🙂

  • Jen Correa @ Mom's Gotta Run

    So funny. I just deleted this from my comments: “Just want to say your article is as amazing. The clearness in your post is simply nice and i can assume you’re an expert on this subject. Fine with your permission let me to grab your RSS feed to keep updated with forthcoming post. Thanks a million and please continue the enjoyable work.”

    I am apparently an expert on my summer vacation. 🙂

  • UP

    I was going to post about this last week, and moved in a different direction. The butt load of spam I get daily is exhausting. Some days, I get more spam than I get readers!

    And, the syntax is really strange. Most of it is lost in translation.

    Great post!

    Wow, Excellent, and I’m so glad I’ve arrived at this site. You have much to offer! (See, I can do it too!)

  • Chad Bordes

    I love your blog. You are elegant, simple and to the point. I was just thinking about this the other day as I get a 2 to 1 ratio at this point…2 parts spam, to 1 part good. I think as you become a better writer it narrows down to 1 to 1. Who knows maybe at some point, when we are really good it will be 0 to 1 and we will have the technology to permanently disable, fry or shoot people with spam IP’s 🙂 Yeah…thats the ticket…we could fry spam. Thanks again. Chad

  • AlisonH

    The resident computer scientist here said to not delete all the spam right away, just let them simmer in their little file for awhile–and that will help teach the spam-catchers to recognize the next ones coming along. I did that, and my blog went from a ton of pendings to have to deal with to only a very few. If that helps any.

  • Alexandra

    I LOVE getting these, considered publishing my favorite one from “Tony” trying to “encourage me strongly” to “make right decision” and take the free eyeglasses he offered me to review. Frame choice at his discretion.

    Was just about to hit Publish when I got scared.

    Something about the “agree strongly and best decision for you if you take the glasses” that had me hearing the theme from Godfather in the background.

    I hit delete.


  • Missy

    The spam writing really is in a class all its own, isn’t it? Definitely certainly!

  • Rhea

    Some of the spam I’ve received recently has really been bizarre. What is the point of it?! It makes no sense!!!

  • Chris/Canadian Dad

    Hahaha, this is awesome! I host a very, very unofficial Twitter chat called #SpamChat, where a couple of us share some of our favourites. You should stop by sometime! 😀

  • Chris/Canadian Dad

    Sorry to bother again but I wanted to share this gem from about 5 minutes ago! It really pumped my tires and gave me the strength to continue blogging!

    “This web site is really a walk-through for all of the info you wanted about this and didn’t know who to ask. Glimpse here, and you’ll definitely discover it.”


  • Arnebya

    I read the bestfriend paragraphsentencenonsense in Spongebob’s voice (when he forgot how to make Krabby Patties. You know that one, right? Right). Anyway, it makes it less taxing on the brain when the yellow sponge in my head says it in a shrill voice full of confusement.

    • Arnebya

      WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! I had to come back. I just got this and I am literally laughing so hard my stomach hurts (handle it up!):

      What i do not understood is in truth how you’re not actually much more well-favored than you might be right now. You are so intelligent. You know therefore significantly in relation to this topic, made me in my opinion believe it from so many varied angles. Its like women and men don’t seem to be interested until it is something to accomplish with Girl gaga! Your individual stuffs great. All the time handle it up!

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