Not the One That I Want

posted by Momo Fali on December 5, 2012

I was having a really bad day today. Keep in mind that my bad day does not compare to the bad days of many other people, I know this. I realize that saying I had a bad day when my day was perfectly fine makes me sound like a jerk, but when I get overwhelmed I just kind of shut down – or melt down – and right now I have a lot on my plate and not enough time to get it done. Plus, I have a zit in my nose.

By the time this evening arrived, I was nearing shut down mode. I was sitting with my head in my hands and the biggest decision that I could manage to contemplate was whether I should have rum and egg nog, wine and Zoloft, or just down a big container of Tums.

Until this showed up on Twitter (thanks Metalia, and I mean thanks in the way that I’m thankful for the pimple in my right nostril):

Tums it is!


  • Mama D

    Rum and egg nog! Lots…

  • Melisa

    I LITERALLY just watched this because Deb Rox tweeted it. I can’t even. It’s Cheesy with a capital C but I couldn’t look away.

    Keep crazy laughing. This time next week? Wow, you’re going to be in an awesome state. 🙂

  • Mom Off Meth

    How long ago was this?

    I just can’t look at Travolta the same after the kissing the man picture. Not that I care if he is gay, I just hate BS.

    • Momo Fali

      I think it’s new. I always thought that picture was framed. I’m sure that I’ve greeted friends in a way that could be perceived as me cheating on my husband!

      • Melisa

        It is new. BRAND NEW. Oy.

  • Alexandra


    Dreadful dreadful dreadful and I will never forgive you.
    You owe me something, I don’t know what yet, but I’ll get it in Chicago.


    Sorry about your bad day.

  • Arnebya

    This is what I’m going to do for you: I am going to charge my phone, leave my desk, and go and watch this FOR YOU, MOMO. (Have I ever told you how much I like to say Momo and even though I know your name I will say Momo because I like to say Momo because IT IS FUN FOR ME, OK?) We don’t have access to YouTube in the office (damned government holding us down.) so the minute my phone says at least 20%, I’ll be back.

  • Amie

    You already know my feelings about this and that I didn’t get more than a minute into the video–but I must applaud the cleverness of using the image of the soldiers as the thumbnail. Brilliant misdirection.

  • mare

    Travolta and Newton-john – can’t beat it! Sadly, she looks a lot older than he does. I enjoyed this, thanks for sharing it. 🙂

  • meleahrebeccah

    My vote always goes to wine and Zoloft.

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