A Peek at My Week

posted by Momo Fali on March 1, 2013

Me, lying in bed after looking at the clock: Ahhh, I have one more hour of glorious sleep. Thank goodness!

Dog: Vomits.

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Daughter: “Mom, they only give scholarship recommendations to four students.”

Me: “So, did you ask for one?”

Daughter: “Yeah, I was the fifth.”

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Me to daughter: “You really should continue with drama in high school. It’s a good extra-cirricular activity. Sit down with me and watch the Oscars.”

Seth MacFarlane: “We saw your boobs!

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Principal, while lecturing my son on his behavior as she taps her skull with her index finger: “This is what you need to do before you act out. What am I doing right now?”

Son: “Poking yourself in the head.”

 

    Comments

  • Arnebya


    That boy is going places, I’m telling you. I just hope he uses his mind for good.

    I am tired and in need of a week that does not consist of Finally! It’s Friday. On Thursday.

  • Melisa


    Oh my. At least it’s FRIDAY! :) xoxo

  • Toni


    It’s my Wed. Thank you for the smiles, it is cloudy and cool here and the Guest are FLIPPING out….

  • tara


    Hahahha your son is the best. Maybe he could write the Oscar jokes because they obviously need help.

    Ugh. Dog vomit. Sorry Momo.

  • Megan


    HA! I had the Oscars on while cooking dinner…”boobs” song came on. My kids were cracking up at the speed at which I raced to change the channel. We turned on some music and danced in the kitchen. Much better than watching tv anyway!

  • Mama D


    Cripes. Not a good week, indeed. But your son’s comment was awesome! How did the principal take it?? ;)

  • AlisonH


    Guffawing, loudly. Ah my.

  • Zak


    BWAHAHAHA!

    I mean, sorry. :/

  • Mare


    I was so disgusted by MacFarlane’s song. So inappropriate. He has a beautiful voice…should use it for good, instead of crap.

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