An Ode to Football

posted by Momo Fali on November 8, 2014

Just because you don’t know Ohio State

Doesn’t mean you should stop reading and hate.

Smith, Pryor, Krenzel and Greene

Watch those QBs, because they’re lean and mean.

Vrabel, Cousineau, Spielman and Springs

Our linebackers will clip your wings.

Been listening to Keels since I was knee-high

I love that dude, he’s a stand-up guy.

The ‘Shoe is the best place to watch a game

TBDBITL will put your band to shame.

You’ve never eaten such a poisonous nut

We’ll roll you, and stomp you, and kick your butt.

We have skill, we don’t need any luck

Just ask Brutus, we are the BUCKS!

Tonight we’ll win and we’ll capture your Sparty

And, you should know that we call him Sharty.

So, give it your best, and we’ll see if you bend

But, the B1G Ten we’ll be ours in the end.


  • Rachel (Harmonious Homestead)

    Go Bucks!!

  • Melisa


  • Sarah M.


    • Momo


  • Tabatha

    I love you so hard in this moment. All moments, really, but especially now.

  • Shannan

    Glad that the game went your way! This post made me miss Columbus, where in 3rd grade in the 1980’s we made 3D block O’s in art class and had to say “Go Bucks” to get in to gym class. The one kid who refused was left standing in the hallway for the entire 40 minutes.

    • Momo Fali

      That is awesome!

  • Pam McG

    It was a great win and I loved the smile on Urban’s face at the end of the game!!! Now time to bring home the B1G Ten championship and then a bowl win! GO BUCKS!!!!

  • Amie

    Sharty? Like, the fart that ends with an unpleasant surprise?

    • Momo Fali

      Exactly like that.

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