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He Gets This From His Dad

posted by Momo Fali on August 19, 2007

At the store the other day, while I was looking at face moisturizers, my son asked, “What’s that for?”

I told him it’s for Mommy’s little lines in her face, and that I put lotion on so those lines don’t turn into big wrinkles.

He pointed at the lady standing near us and says, “She needs lotion too.”

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How To Contradict Yourself

posted by Momo Fali on July 23, 2007
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A conversation with my son…

I ask, “What are your favorite foods?”

He says, “I like cauliflower and broccoli. Yum!”

I ask, “Then, what are your least favorite foods?”

With a scrunched up, icky look on his face, he replies, “Vegetables.”

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For His Next Act, His Head Will Spin

posted by Momo Fali on July 12, 2007

During a trip to Target…

My son points at the very masculine-looking, female cashier, and loudly says, “Mommy, she’s kind of a girl.”

Awkward laugh, “Yes, she’s a girl.”

He looks back and WAITS TO MAKE EYE CONTACT, then says, “Yeah. Kind of.”

From the Mouths of Babes

posted by Momo Fali on June 28, 2007

The gas man just got here to restore our service, and as he knelt down next to our stove, my son greeted him with a warm, “EWWW! He stinks.”