Under Construction!!

A Whole Lot of Nothing
She loves my arrow wound.

Amy Turn-Sharp
Carpooler, carver, church crasher.

Busy Dad
My ducking fave! Strategically.

Fussy
She puts the “palm” in Palmolive.

Goober Daisy
She’s my niece and was the flower girl in my wedding. That hurts me more than it hurts you.

Greeblemonkey
Doppelganger.

Lotus
Cartwheelin’ in the girl’s room.

Marinka
Easily distracted while bowling.

Melisa
Sash maker. Bedazzler. Au jus!

Miss Britt
Together, we are the Volturi.

Moosh in Indy
My son’s future mother-in-law.

Mr. Lady
I could drink a case of her.

OH Mommy
She puts the “Oh” in Ohio.

Out-Numbered
Run and tell that, homeboy.

The Pioneer Woman
The doer of splits.

Redneck Mommy
Making me cry since 2007.

Sarah and the Goon Squad
Beer, sports and Def Leppard. Need I say more?

Secret Agent Mama
The bringer of sunshine.

Tara R.
As God is her witness, she will never be hungry again.

Twenty-Four at Heart
The OC OG.

Vodka Mom
She is so drunk.

Weasel Momma
The real Mrs. Meat, 2009.

Wenderly
I love her from here to the Paper Moon.