It’s time for everyone’s favorite game! What’s on Momo’s Dining Room Table?
Let’s inventory, shall we? I’m not even going to count the empty stand for the electronic keyboard in the background. Because who doesn’t have an empty stand for an electronic keyboard in their dining room?
1. Folded sheets, towels, blankets and bathmats that have been there for two weeks
2. My daughter’s laundry that she needs to put away
3. Styrofoam cups
4. Granola bars
5. A desk calendar
7. Paper plates
8. A Leap Frog game I’ve been meaning to take to Goodwill (Also for Goodwill, there is an air purifier under the window and two bags of clothing, a jewelry box, and a plastic horse on the back porch.)
9. A Halloween stamp
10. Two Halloween puzzles
11. A pair of scissors
Hopefully, we didn’t miss any appointments that were on that calendar, but it’s good to know that in an emergency eating situation, we’re all set.
Since it’s in the same room we shouldn’t overlook the buffet, which contains:
1. A pair of unhemmed pants
2. A hat that my sister brought back from Turkey
3. One pirate eye patch
4. A Jason mask
It’s a shame whomever wears that mask at the dinner table won’t be able to actually consume anything off our lovely dinnerware. Maybe if I look under the sheets, I’ll find some straws for him.