You Can’t Sweep the Floor With It

posted by Momo Fali on October 31, 2013

My son has suddenly decided that he wants to draw pictures all the time. Mostly, he’s been sketching pumpkins, bats, ghosts, and tombstones in preparation for Halloween. Last night he asked for more spooky ideas so I told him to try his hand at a witch.

He didn’t know where to start, so I quickly drew my interpretation. Don’t worry, I won’t quit my day job. After I saw how bad it looked, I asked his dad to give it a try.

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Then our son asked us if all witches have penises.

    Comments

  • Melisa


    Surprise ending for me because I thought you were linking to the story about your mom’s dog.

    Starting to have a theme here…HAHA!

  • Shannon


    Great. Now my daughter is asking me why I am laughing and I have to explain about witches and penises (peni?). Maybe I’ll just make something up.

  • Mama D


    LOVE it!! 🙂

  • Practical Mama


    Hahaahah! Would “Not really. In fact, all withes are female.” be an option as an answer?

  • Zak


    NICE.

  • tara


    Uh. If you think that witch is bad, my kids are going to be screwed. I don’t even have good handwriting. Damn.

  • Laura In Little Rock


    The double entendre of that title. Oh dear! Love it.

  • Patty


    Too funny! 🙂

  • Anna Hettick


    Oh my gosh!!! HILARIOUS! sounds exactly like something my son would say.

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